oh my heck..it is still here

okay...its been three years already. Get over it! LMAO! You are far from being old Henk. **** I am the one that is going to turn 36 in January. **cringes**
The good thing about that is that I am to be at my sexual peak in my late 30's!!

Yes, but I'm middle-aged in gay-years, you know. I'd better hurry and get myself a new boyfriend and marry it, er, him, before it, him, can get away! Or realises it's not an act and I've actually stepped of the sanity bus and didn't ask for directions a long time ago.

so are you saying that you are my age? Sort of?

I only know two gay men in NC. One is so nsaty...he wears a lot of gold around his hairy chest. He dresses in painted on jeans (they are so tight) and tank tops. He wears waaaaaay too much cologne...he reeks of Miami Vice. The other is a psycho and freaks out.....hey....nah! I wouldnt do that to you. He is sweet but too clingy and codependent.

Oh my god. No, I just look like a normal human being. LOL! The only reason people can tell I'm not is because I keep making snappy, sarcastic remarks. They say it's the gay trademark. Well, at least I don't walk funny. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

SOme of my best friends have been gay men, but gay redneck men kind of scare me. My cousin Todd is gay and he is a riot! Whenever I head over to TN we go out to thye local gay bar. The drinks are so cheap and the shows a riot!

Go ahead..ignore me..I don't really exist...don't pay any attention to my posts...talk right over my head..*sulks off*

ignore? Your last post was like two weeks ago. Come here mom...**love love hug hug** Feel better?

**flicks head with knuckle**

How about now?

He single? [img]wink.gif[/img]

We'll keep ignoring you if you don't post more often. I already forgot who you are. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Look who's talking.

Shut up.

How do you say "bite me" in Nethism????

"Bijt me", but that's actually not what people say here. A more actual translation would be "krijg de kolere" or something.

That was probably rethorical, wasn't it?